Tucker on MSNBC to Madonna: "You're old! Go away!"
Headlines: Muzlum-butts angry at pope.
Yo: So? What's new?
Headlines: Israeli Troops to Leave Lebanon by Weekend.
Yo: Idiots. Cowards. Butt-kissers.
Headlines: pal-uh-stin-eee-uns support for hamas drops.
YO: Meaningless. Any minute now, the headlines will read the opposite.