Monday, September 18, 2006

Headline-Minis and a Quote!

Tucker on MSNBC to Madonna: "You're old! Go away!"


Headlines: Muzlum-butts angry at pope.

Yo: So? What's new?

Headlines: Israeli Troops to Leave Lebanon by Weekend.

Yo: Idiots. Cowards. Butt-kissers.

Headlines: pal-uh-stin-eee-uns support for hamas drops.

YO: Meaningless. Any minute now, the headlines will read the opposite.