If muzlims took baths...

If muzlims took baths, how would their fleas defend themselves?

Steve's Opinion of Muzlims

"Arabs? Humph! They can bite my litterbox! What if we cats acted like those weirdos every time you humans insult us? Huh? Huh? Well...I tell you what! You're legs would be smeared with blood from my lovely claws ripping through your flesh. Your furniture would look like giant cotton balls and your bed would be my litterbox.

Lucky you, unlike arabs, we have class. Well, except for that guy behind me. Mommie ticked him off, now she must pay."